So, TINS©, TIWFDASL© as a midlevel in an urgent care, when one of the medical assistants in my office announced that she was going to hit the coffee shop on her lunch break, and canvassed everybody to see if they wanted her to pick anything up.
I told her that the coffeeshop was closed, it was a federal holiday, St. Swithin’s Day.
She looked at me, and turned to her computer, tapping furiously. Minutes later, she emerged from her search, triumphant, announcing, “St. Swithin’s Day is July 15th, this is October, and you are wrong!”
I smiled. “Well, St. Swithin’s day is a European holiday, and in Europe they use the metric calendar. On the metric calendar, it is July, and today is St. Swithin’s Day! You could look it up!”
She did. At length. Repeatedly. The NP who was my partner pulled me aside, grinning large, and whispered, “You rat! You know she is gullible, and you fed her that line of manure! What, you gonna carry on until she is spinning around, biting at her own tail?”
I assumed a faux-hurt look, and lied through my teeth. “Who, Me? I would never do such a thing! How can you accuse me of such a thing?”
She settled back on her heels, crossed her arms over her chest, and replied, “Oh, could it be because I have seen you in action? Multiple times? Just like this? Yeah, that would be it!”
Two weeks later, one of the other assistants teased her about the “metric calendar”, and my friend turned to me, “I blame you! You started all this idiocy about a metric calendar that does not exist!”