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More Mangled Machine-glish

Occasionally, a post will write itself. I recently received the following “comment”.

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Now, I am by no means the smartest guy on the block, nor am I the most literate. I do, generally, do OK for myself in those regards. I have to admit that I cannot tease any meaning out of the word salad that this “comment” is made of. I have, in fact, had more useful conversations with actively psychotic individuals, mid hallucination, than this series of words portends.

Thought experiment: what would the vocabulary equivalent of a random number generator look like? I suspect very much like this.

And, we continually get told that machines will take our jobs.

I doubt it, unless they teach AI to snark, and drink.

6 thoughts on “More Mangled Machine-glish

  1. There is a learning curve to everything, this AI is still learning.
    Keep in mind that for most things a robot/AI just has to make less mistakes than the human it’s being designed to replace…

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  2. …and show up sober

    …every day

    …on time

    …not hung over

    ….not in a snit because “relationship on the rocks”

    …not offended by the customer, for whatever reason

    …not respond to snark, with snark

    …and so forth.

    Good point.

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  3. Mr. McFee, I visit infrequently, perhaps once or twice a month. I am usually pleasantly surprised at the tales you spin. They seem to leave me smiling most every time. Thank You and condolences on your recent loss.

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