@@ Please, do NOT tell me that Bonine is 125 (or 12.5: she was not speaking clearly) milligrams, over the counter. I happen to know that OTC Bonine is Meclizine 25 mg, the same strength anti vertigo medication I prescribe as Antivert, and I know this for reasons. These reasons include (a) I kinda went to school for this stuff, (b) I prescribe Antivert/Meclizine several times a week, (c) TDW and I enjoy taking cruises, and she is somewhat susceptible to seasickness. Therefore, I am familiar with Bonine in it’s seasickness/motion sickness indication. Therefore I purchase it, OTC. Ya know, like last week. (d) When I acquire a medication, I (pay attention now! This one weird trick will help you manage your medicines!) RTFL. (Read The Freaking Label). (e) I have a functioning memory, not blown out by continuous applications of high serum levels of cannabinoids. Therefore I can remember this stuff, along with other stuff I find useful.
Finally, please, Please, PLEASE! Consider the possibility that I, indeed, am trying to both help you, as well as make your life easier.
The above is my internal monologue, which is considerably lengthier than my first pass response, also stifled, of “Hmm. Weird. Ok, then, don’t take it. Good talk. Have a nice day! Buh-bye, now!”
@@ So, TINS, TIWFDASL, as an ED nurse, long ago and far away. It came to pass that my manager invited me to join her in her office, where she told me that several of my colleagues had come to her, concerned with what they esteemed to be my taking overly long to triage patients.
For those in the studio audience who do not know, “triage”, in the ED setting, is the process wherein a nurse interviews the patient to elicit chief complaint (“What motivated you to come to ER tonight?”), history of present illness (“How long have you been ill? What have you done to address it? How did that work for you?”), allergies/medications/history, and vital signs. In the course of that conversation, the goal is to identify unstable folks, and truck them right back to care, and differentiate them from stable folks (like a broken limb with intact downstream circulation), and invite those folks to be patient.
I asked my manager how long I was taking, on average, to triage? This information ought to be readily available from our electronic medical record system.
“I don’t know.” was her reply.
I asked how my triage times compared to the average of my peers.
“I don’t know.”
I asked if the acuity of the patients I triaged was similar, greater, or less than the average of my peers.
“I don’t know.”
I asked if the complexity of the patients I triaged differed in any identifiable way from my peers (think psych requiring lots of redirection).
“I don’t know.”
I contemplated this for a second. “Wouldn’t it be a lot easier for me to improve, if I understood the manner in which I am falling behind my peers? I had thought that one of the advantages of an EMR was the ease with which just this sort of information could be abstracted.”
@@ In my clinic, folks who are currently afflicted with covid, or who fail the screening interview/temperature taking, get seen as “covid + other” patients. They are invited to wait for their turn in their vehicles (or, in nice weather, outside), rather than in our waiting room. Inasmuch as we are a walk in clinic, there are no appointments, and, if you are at the shag end of “The Wave”, well, you face a lengthy wait.
Some of these individuals drive off, thinking (not altogether wrongly) that a lengthy wait=an opportunity to get other stuff done.
The problem with this plan, is that, should a number of the other folks in line ahead of you, either spontaneously cure themselves, or decide, in essence, “F&@k this, I’m not all that sick”, and depart, your turn may arrive earlier than your errands anticipated. So, when the MA calls you on the phone number you provided today at registration, (a) it might be useful if you answered it, as well as (b) if the phone in question was actually in service.
Among the souls who successfully pass these two tests, there are those who respond, when told that their turn was at hand, and we (the MA) had some questions for them preparatory to actually seeing them in the office, “I can be there in 25 minutes!”
Well, that is kind of a fail. The MA will then tell them, “Sorry, we’ll call the next person on the list, who is here now. You will be at the bottom of the list, since leaving the line loses you your place in line.”
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Slower triage seems preferable over quick but incomplete triage.
“my manager invited me to join” him in the hallway vs. in my cubicle.
Mgr: You did something. Don’t do it again or you’ll be banned from the building.
Me: Um. What did I do?
Mgr: I won’t tell you. Don’t do it again.
I was still employed, however briefly, after Mr. Mgr. and the entire office were let go… I later spotted Mr. Mgr. working at the local Veterans Admin Hospital. God help us.
“RTFL. (Read The Freaking Label)” Huh. Before I finished reading past the acronym, my brain had already supplied a word for the “F”. It wasn’t “Freaking”. Odd. 🙂
“a lengthy wait=an opportunity” to take a nap! In the car, while waiting to be called. No sweat. My last two dental appts were like that.
Well, heck, l my asides in carets weren’t ‘sposed to be HTML formatting. Oops. Please delete the above or edit as you wish.
Thanks for the prompt. I ought to tell y’all about the time I got written up, as a staff nurse, for telling the clinician that I would not do (I think it was a lab or something similar).
Which thing (the telling, as well as the did not do) did not happen.
Well, not in my world.
“Are the people who told you that stuff, here, now, in the room with you?”
I might get fired, rfn, for *that* conversational gambit.
But, hey, my attorney has a kid to put through law school, amirite?