So, TINS, TIWFDASL…. er, well, OK: I was NOT FDASL, rather, this was long, long ago, and far, far away, and Doug, my partner, had his car in the shop, and so I picked him up, and we went to headquarters in order to pick up our paychecks.
I was driving him home, and we were chatting about inconsequentials, when I had stopped at a traffic light. Coming from our right, a soul had stopped in order to make a right turn, and once he attempted to make his turn, another idiot (wait for it!) had stepped out in front of the vehicle.
The driver slammed on his brakes, and chastised the pedestrian-idiot (who had not been paying attention), whereupon the pedestrian rejoined with some unwelcome insights about the driver’s mother, and her lifestyle choices.
The driver exited his vehicle, displaying a knife (that was clearly visible from across the street!), and chasing the pedestrian. He (the driver) was bellowing, “You sunovabitch! I could have killed you!”, as the pedestrian retreated around the parked vehicle, retreating for his life.
Just past this dance, was a pair of pay telephones (remember them? Another artifact from my youth!). Doug went to one, and dialed 9-1-1, and I took the other, deposited some change, and called our dispatch Bell line.
My call got answered first. Ronnie the dispatcher answered my call, took my information, and passed it to another dispatcher. Then, he chastized me.
“Mcfee, you DO get, that you are off duty. Right? Why don’t you let the other guys get some excitement, for a change?”
I laughed, said my goodbyes, and hung up.
Doug was still awaiting 9-1-1 to answer his call.
We got back in my car, and drove on.
2 thoughts on “9-1-1 Follies”
Ah, man! I hate being left hanging. Don’t suppose you heard how the two nitwits resolved their animated conversation?
And there seems to be a decoupled car in the train of thought “I’m upset I almost accidently hurt you, now I will purposely threaten you!”
Nope, no followup. And, yeah, considerable disconnect in Mr. Knife:”You sob! I coulda killed you! Now I’ma cut you!”