Today, TDW-Mark II and I took a refresher Skywarn/weather spotter course. She and I are both amateur radio operators (“Hams”), and weather spot as a way to serve our communities.
That class reminded me of a couple of stories, that I have not, yet, told.
A long, long time ago, I was working midnights as an ER RN, some 25-30 miles west of my home. On one particular night, the weather forecast predicted thunderstorms. Since it was summer, this was unsurprising.
Many hours into my 12 hour shift, we had cleared the house, and completed our housework. I was idly staring out of the window into the parking lot, from our waiting room, and noticed that it appeared to be kind of windy.
That was resolved, as it became very windy. Then, it became exceedingly windy, and our sign indicating that patients should park over thataway, was blown clean over.
I suspected that this indicated winds much stronger than our baseline, and, seeing the waiting room TV flash an alert of some sort across the screen, noted that there was a high wind warning in place, indicating that the winds were moving from west to east. Winds were reported to around 100 mph to my west.
Hmm. That meant that my family was downwind of this event, and, since a couple of my children slept in a bunk bed in front of a window, suggested that I ought to awaken my wife and have her move the children, gosh, away from the window which might well become shrapnel in a serious, no-crap hurricane force wind.
So, I phoned home. This was pre cell phone, so I rang the house phone. No answer.
I called again. No answer.
I called again. My oldest son, 13 years old at this point, had a paper route, and got up way before the crack of dawn to get his papers organized. I directed him to awaken his mother, right now.
He demurred, citing the fact that it was way, way early, and his mother likely anticipated awakening after, oh, gosh, 8 am. And it was not quite 0600 as we spoke.
I directed him to STFU, get his mother RFN, and stop screwing around. (I might have phrased that last just a leeetle bit differently, and in my summation paid homage to generations of sailors, longshoremen, and drill instructors and their collective contribution to The English Language.)
Once I had TDW-Mark I on the line, I summarized the foregoing, and directed her to move the kids, right stat like.
She glanced out of the window, and observed that it was “a little windy outside”.
I suggested that, should she desire to see “really freaking breezy”, just wait a few minutes, but MOVE THE GODDAM KIDS first.
Once I got home, a journey complicated by downed trees, downed power (and other) lines, and assorted firefighters, officers and utility workers guarding multiple downed lines, I observed, thankfully, that TDW’s vehicle appeared undamaged, all our windows appeared intact, and all the kids were eating breakfast in the kitchen, excitedly chattering about the storm winds that had passed them by.